Garrett Crochet starts again today
Garrett Crochet will make his first start after signing a massive contract extension this evening. I’m tempted to guarantee a ten-strikeout, seven-inning shutout. But it’s the Orioles, and it’s newly shrunken Camden Yards, and it’s the Torpedo Bat Era, a brave and scary new world in which Elly de la Cruz goes 4-5 with two homers, a double, and seven RBI the first time he’s ever tried using one.
Adley Rutschman is a known torpedophile, so it’s Garrett Crochet and the Red Sox against science! Talk about what you want and be good to one another.